One more month.
Make sure you do your kegel exercises. That way, if you have sex with somebody and they finish before you without making sure that you are sexually satisfied, you’ll be able to crush them to death with your strong, toned pussy muscles.
wow i’m a teenager trying to figure out this horrifying dystopian world with minimal resources and constant terror while frequently fighting just to stay alive you know what i really have time for
a love triangle
it really bothers me when people say that all men are pigs. they’re really kind, gentle, intelligent creatures. stop being so mean to the pigs,
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM
What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?
No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
Science side of tumblr, I demand an explanation
Simple. What you see there is not wine, but blood. The four sacred glass mages are merely raising it up with their magic to present it to the Dark Lord in a feeble attempt to keep him from decimating their homeland
Thanks science side *tosses a biscuit*
this is the most important picture on the entire internet
"all opinions are valid" only applies to subjective shit like ice cream flavours, when it come to whether or not certain types of people are allowed to live safe and comfortable lives, I’d say objectivity was pretty fucking important.
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal